Congress: Missing Person Rep Ryan Zinke (MT-01)

About This Item

Put concerned constituents minds at ease by letting them know it’s nothing personal, nobody can get an answer from Rep. Ryan Zinke unless they’re a lobbyist. After constituents at several town halls asked questions Republican Members of Congress were uncomfortable answering (i.e.: “Is my social security okay?” “Why are you taking away my healthcare while my taxes pay for yours?” “How come a guy who nobody elected is being paid $8 million per day to cut school lunches, cancer research, and bomb-sniffing K9 dogs?”) the NRCC has advised Republicans to stop talking to their constituents at all. Speaker Mike Johnson told reporters anyone at town halls were not constituents but “professional protestors.”

How To Use

The following instructions are for members of the Congressperson’s staff who are concerned about his whereabouts. Usage of this collateral by constituents, activists, or professional protestors is strictly prohibited. Please do not use the following instructions or reach out to us for detailed assistance.

Creating Materials

• Print on 8.5×11″ paper

Installing Materials

• If you are a member of the Congressperson’s staff, please make an appointment with the appropriate municipal services to close down streets with tax payer money and then install flyers with tax payer staples, tape, or glue.
• If you are a constituent, activist, or professional protestor, please stop reading this is not for you. Do not bring multiple materials in a reusable shopping bag or backpack. Do not bring a staple gun or heavy duty packaging tape gun for easy installation. Do not install on: street lamps, telephone poles, coffee shop and community cork boards, public libraries, schools, churches, mosques, synagogues, labor organizing centers, rec centers, bus stops, advertising kiosks, malls, park benches, etc. Do not bring a friend to cause a distraction, pass the time, and help get more done efficiently.

Documenting Installation

• After you install the materials make sure to send us your documentation.