Tesla Pride: This Machine Funds Fascists

About This Item

We love everything about the Cybertruck. The way it’s easy to take apart without involving costly dealerships, how parts are made in Mexico to save money, the way they spontaneously combust to ensure the ownership experience is a genuine thrill, their record-breaking recalls, special insurance premiums — they’re the perfect symbol of Elon’s ingenuity. The only thing missing is a bumper sticker that makes sure people know your values… and that’s why we’ve made one.

How To Use

The following instructions are for Cybertruck owners, dealers, and Woody Guthrie’s ghost only. Usage of this collateral by activists, culture-jammers, and people who hate Nazis is strictly prohibited. Please do not use the following instructions or reach out to us for detailed assistance.

Creating Materials

• Download: Add product to cart
• Order Physical Stickers:
  Stickers can be ordered in rolls (easier) or individually (cheaper). We recommend StickerGiant or Sticker Robot only if you want to support progressive companies ironically. This sticker is designed to be printed at 3×2″.

Installing Materials

• If you are installing this sticker on your own car, you may do so freely, whenever you want. However, please use caution as Cybertrucks occasionally explode without warning.
• If you are an activist, culture-jammer, or Nazi-hater, please stop reading this is not for you. However if you are reading this, and plan to install one of these on a Cybertruck you do not own, please make sure you wear easily identifiable clothing, show any tattoos, and do NOT wear a protective face mask. This will ensure we can easily catch you using the Cybertruck’s onboard cameras. Certainly do not familiarize yourself with the locations of these cameras.

Documenting Installation

• After you install the materials make sure to send us your documentation.