Milk Carton: Missing Chuck Schumer’s Leadership

About This Item

Put concerned constituents minds at ease by letting them know it’s nothing personal, nobody knows where your leadership went. Maybe you’re a leader for a time when both major parties believed in Democracy and the rule of law. Maybe you’re a leader for a time when nobody cared if their elected representatives took millions in corporate money and answered to lobbyists. It’s not your fault, your sense of leadership went missing. And we’re going to help you find it! And what better way than a milk carton.

How To Use

The following instructions are for members of Senator Schumer’s staff or the lobbyists that they answer to. Usage of this collateral by constituents, activists, or anyone who simply believes there’s no moral leg to stand on calling out corruption when you’re on the take… is strictly prohibited. Please do not use the following instructions or reach out to us for detailed assistance.

Creating Materials

• Use the “Buy Now” or “Download Now” link to download two different sizes of milk carton. The 3.75×7.75×3.75″ is for half gallon. The 5.5×7.75×5.5″ is for gallon.
• Order physicl milk cartons through My Box Printer’s “custom box quote” page. Fill out the information requested. Upload the design files to Google Drive, Dropbox, WeTransfer or similar, and paste the link under the “Notes/Details” section of the form.

Installing Materials

• If you are a member of the Senator’s staff, please make an appointment with a dairy lobbyist and offer them some pork in New York state in exchange for using these custom labels for your new milk venture.
• If you are a constituent, activist, or professional protestor, please stop reading this is not for you. Do not fold and glue materials at home and then bring them to a store in a reusable shopping bag or backpack. Do not fill them with water or sand to add a realistic heft. Do not place them in your local grocery store’s dairy section. Do not travel to other areas near your home and do the same. Do not bring a friend to cause a distraction, pass the time, and help get more done efficiently.

Documenting Installation

• After you install the materials make sure to send us your documentation.